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Tuesday 21 May 2013

Call Me Duffy






Everyone loves memes.  Everyone loves a good joke.  Nobody wants the individual to get ahead at the expense of everyone else.  Here's where all of that comes together:



I threw Wright in a well,
Don't ask Steve, he'll never tell
I winked at you as I fell,
'Cause still you pay my way

Traded my soul for a seat
Expensing life is a treat
There's no rap I can't beat
'Cause now you pay my way

I know the media'll waver,
Always Rob Ford to savour
Hot summer, next new flavour
And process is a toughy!

Hey, I don't live here,
But rules are stuffy;
You pay my way dear
So call me Duffy

It's easy to ignore you muffy,
Wright's got my back dear,
So call me Duffy!

And the Integrity Commissioner
May try to chase me,
But Wright's got my back dear,
Just call me Duffy

I pulled the wool o'er your eyes,
That was when? Man how time flies,
Now you've caught up with my lies,
But still you pay my way

I con, borrow and steal,
Taxpayer bucks have appeal,
consequences aren't real,
'Cause still you pay my way

I know the media'll waver,
Always Rob Ford to savour
Hot summer, next new flavour
And process is a toughy!

Hey, I don't live here,
But rules are stuffy;
You pay my way dear
So call me Duffy

I don't care,
If you're in a huffy,
Steve's got my back dear,
So call me, Duffy!

And the RCMP,
They try to chase me,
But someone's got my back dear,
That's why I'm Duffy!

Before the wagons protected me
I had integrity
I had integrity
I had INT - EH - GRIT - Y

Now it's hard to look right,
In the mirror so gruffy,
Who's got my back now,
Who loves the Duffy?

And all the Tories,
They're out to puff me,
They've got my number,
Don't call me Duffy!

Before I fell in the trap
I had integrity
Where's my integrity
How could they leave me

Before the PMO called
I had integrity
And you should know that

But I'm still Duffy.

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